i've decided that sluttiness is like a disease, it can lay dormant in you for years and then one day you go to college and with all the booze and drugs and boys and time on your hands symptoms begin to show then one day BAM you're a huge slut. it's like how izzie had skin cancer and it grew into brain cancer.
omg this kid i'm babysitting is making a penis out of playdough ahhhh.
He just rolled me a 'baby penis' as opposed to his 'big boy' penis that he crafted...he just demanded that I roll him a penis.
question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
I fucked the bump it out of her hair. just had to let everyone know.
she did 8 shots of vodka. THROUGH A SIPPY STRAW
I have got to meet this girl.
So I met my girlfriends dad last night. Or should I say I re-met that mall cop that had to tackle me.
And if I hated you I'd probably say things like, "I never want to speak to you again," or, "Eat a bag of dicks." That's how you'd know.
Then you jumped in the pool because your were convinced the scratches on your neck from the cat were gills and you could breathe underwater.
You know, you have a good excuse now if you have a poor performance. Just say "what do you expect? I took a paintball to the DICK!!"
Can I just say I love the fact that were in business with guys where I can write a hand job up hoes down text message
WHERE THE FUCK'S MY FUCKING RITALIN YOU FUCKING FASCIST?????
I love the barter system - he got laid and I got him to bring me some ibuprofen. A win-win really.
It's a sad day when you're not really phased by the McChicken video only because you've seen weirder porn.
Hey, is this going to be a real date, or am I just meeting you at a hotel to have sex in the bathroom? Given our history, I think it's a fair question.
Boredom is so much more tolerable when you're stoned off your ass.
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