I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
your ability to fuck hot guys even when you go out in sweats amazes me
He literally is quoting that 21 questions song, the 50 cent one. oh my god.
Homegirl just dropped a candle on the floor major party foul. Thought it make you feel better.
Mom just posted ur drunk pix from Cancun in the newly made "My not-so-fantastic son" album. Thought you should know.
She just looked at him and said "I'm gonna fuck that" and it totally worked.
My liver just had a heart attack.
do you remember the random banging on my door at 3 am wearing 2 budlight cases as a dress
You called me and said "Aidan's unconscious" to which he said "I'm conscious, I'm conscious pilot"
He was filled with the holy spirit. And vodka.
You're gonna be proud in the future that you fucked the next bill gates
WAKE THE EFF UP THE UBER DRIVER IS TRYING TO TAKE ME HOME
You gave my cousin a blowjob and are facebook friends with my mom. Is there a name for this level of friendship?
You're his holy grail. The moment he finally gets you to orgasm he'll probably just retire and become a monk.
Alcohol won't break your heart. I mean, unless it's all gone maybe
he would NOT stop making out with my stomach! creeeeeepy
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