Yeah but my nose is so stuffed if I tried to give him head I'd suffocate
Just watched a UNI fan at the bar lick the tears off of a KU fans face.. See what march madness does to people
She's dressed as Musafa. How could this not be a good idea?
oh yeah I know that guy. he's legit. slept in my closet a few times
well apperantly i passed out on the stairs shouting "victory".
I was really excited when he said that condoms didn't fit him, then he added "they fall right off"...
We didn't have sex because he locked himself in the bathroom and passed out while he was taking a shit. I cuddled with his cat.
HEY. That drawer full of booze in my dorm room also has aspirin and Tums in it. So don't tell me I don't care about health.
Life Lesson #1 of 2013: double-fisting shower beers and shaving my bikini line should be reserved for two different showers.
tried to chug a glass full of ice cubes. went better then expected.
So if a girl goes for it you're gonna stop her and tell her you gave up ejaculation for lent?
He sent me a dick pic from his living room and it has pictures of his three kids in the background
So I've already made 5 bad decisions today, wyd?
That song just makes me wanna take off my top and shake my titties all around the club.
You were so fucked you introduced me to a pile of Laundry
I wondered why I slept in the front room
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