After he finished I threw up my arms and shouted STEVE HOLT!
He wouldnt get hard, then started talking about his ex wife. I literally rolled over and started to cry
sometimes i wish i was the girl in a porno. that way if i couldn't get any, i'd just order a pizza and do him.
They made my facebook status "I got my period!!!." Every guy I've had sex with at college liked it.
dude i have an english essay and a bio lab due tomorow
so basically your not goin out tonight?
who said that?
I don't care if he's straight, his cock will be in my mouth by midnight. Like a closeted Cinderella.
Lets just not get arrested. That might put a damper on everything. I only say that cause i've almost been arrested.
Heard in class today that they replaced our carpet in last years apartment because they couldn't get the smell out, dude we smoked way to much pot last year.
I definitely did a line of something I don't know with a Pagan biker. I make good decisions.
I've had to much cheese to give a fuck about anything. im tired.
You can't play that off as role play thing. You held my hips and kept yelling "put a baby in me!" That shit ain't cool.
I'm standing on the corner in a banana costume and cape with frozen bananas in my utility belt reassessing my life decisions.
I don't want to resort to having sex with people that actually like me.
He started me on Celexa. I think I feel like Bjork. Is that normal?
Like... my feet feel like little octopuses, and they want to swim to the next room.
Oral stamina is what keeps life exciting
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