I told u I don't really remember everything lol i pretty much remember not lasting as long as I norm and that I wore a condom, I hate condoms
So his roomate was eating breakfast when I was sneaking out. He's the guy I took home from jessicas wedding. I ended up eating coco puffs with him
Just another sign I need to get out of this town
"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
so i decided not to tell her that her fiance is cheating since i already bought the bridesmaid dess
just saw a girl who had one of those monogrammed backpacks... her initials are VAG. is this a sign?
Disgusting. If I saw her naked my dick would pack up his balls and leave.
I would have rather watched a full length video of myself masturbating than heard that.
How long is a courtesy make out supposed to last??
Wasted on the beach. There's children everywhere. A six year old girl even stood over me with her hands on her waist looking down on me as I was passing out by the water
This is love.
Which part? The alcoholic cupcakes or the lesbian st paddys day party?
Yea there's blood all over the porch but we wont have to buy alcohol for the rest of the week
I WILL NOURISH YOU WITH SOUP AND PENIS!!!!!! And a sandwich of your choosing.......you like turkey?
I found a half composed text to you this morning and all it said was HELP M. Is that how I ended up at the bottom of the stairwell in only a tee-shirt and one heel?
considering I never received the text I would go with 'yes'.
There is nothing wrong with me introducing you as elephant dick. Nothing.
I just had a legitimate orgy. Wearing glowsticks.
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