i didnt know what to say other then wrong hole.....after that the moment was ruined.
so my car got towed last night. I didnt know it cost 118 dollars to have a college experience
we were so high we made up an elaborate backstory because we were paranoid about going into the wig shop w/o being serious wig shoppers
I love watching others lives come down to our level.
She gives me Chlamydia and somehow I'm still the asshole
My afternoon will now be spent googling genital warts. I think my life is over.
I'm handcuffed to your bathroom sink. Save me.
I'm confused are we getting high or did someone actually die?
The guy next to me in the library just got a call from his roommate asking him to come bail him out of jail...we need to step up our game.
I don't understand or I understand perfect - if were not talking about fried chicken I'm not sure what's happening.
I'm almost too old to be on The Real World but feel like I'm too young to be on The Bachelor and I'm just really confused with my place in life.
When she tells her friend, "hey I'll be back tomorrow, just going to fuck a guy", right in front of you, you know you've got a winner.
You've reached your one pic per night limit. To increase your limit, start conversations before 9 and submit your request for an additional pic before 10.
My toothbrush tastes like captain morgan
I'm jealous
She’s fine. Found her in the bathtub eating Cheerios and watching Rugrats on an iPad.
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