I met the friendliest cop last night
used his ipod to set the mood...1st song was livin on a prayr 2nd song was disco stick
i expected more from guys that i meet at the jersey shore.
Oh my god. I just envisioned myself eating panda meat. I need to get out of this class.
halloween makes it hard to decipher real cops... from sexy men dressed up as them.
just saw a girl come out of the tanning bed room on crutches, now thats determination
Pregaming class all semester has made this final review session more like my introduction to the topic.
I didn't know there was such thing as a bad orgasm. Until him.
He's only a little bit crosseyed.
I think this is one situation where "a little bit" doesn't mean much.
Um he just came into the kitchen naked to get her purse or something?
I found an HIV test/information brochure on the kitchen table and what i can only assume to be an "I'm sorry you might have AIDS" gift bag, complete with a candle and popcorn, and I haven't seen you in 36 hours. You good?
Drunkness level: fluent in olde norse
I can't tell if I'm still on the hangover from last night, or if I'm experiencing the one from tomorrow, because it was so powerful that it actually traveled back through time...
So you were shitfaced and stole a fucking kayak?
Social anxiety problems: I just had to get up and change stalls mid-poop because someone sat down in the one next to mine.
It was just a hint of nipple. I kept it classy!
Do you even hear yourself?
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