Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
Then we started crawling around on the floor because we couldn't get up so decided to be tigers instead. Gotta love power hour.
at a bar with my ex girlfriend.. both men AND WOMEN are hitting on her.. and not one has even looked at me
PS, you're not being slutty, you're "making dreams true."
Some dude just bet me $8 I couldn't smoke a pack of cigarettes in an hour...It sounds stupid, but I really wanna do it. If I survive, I'll have $8 and it'll look good on my resume.
I wish you could buy pregnancy test at the liquor store, it's the only place I feel comfortable being a disgrace because I know they understand why it happened...
I had one margarita and got the worst headache of my life... its like my liver has senior week ptsd
You know who really doesn't like surpise in-your-face air guitar solos? Strangers.
I left him a voicemail saying i went through with the abortion and he texts me back one thing... the bbm "phew" face. really?
This summer isn't about fun. We have to train our livers to survive the next four years.
Halfway through she said I was exactly like she imagined. So many things have been stroked this night.
This town is a penis wasteland. I haven't seen a suitable penis in months. This is becoming an emergency situation. I need penis in my life
I was randomly pulled aside to have my bag checked. It had 50 condoms in it.
well, unfortunately the rug burn lasted longer than the actual relationship
Just went to jump into bed... Completely missed the bed.
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