Yes, one should always join a cult. At least once.
FOR A FUCKING 40?! A FUCKING 40?! YOU GAVE THE CAT AWAY FOR BEER?!
Ok. Also I almost just threw up. Seriously. I was think to myself "really? Here? Now? At my work desk?" and then it went away.
she just walked in and said "well, I got peed on again"...
i just saw that homeless guy who dresses like the cat in the hat at the liquor store. i guess he got enough change to have a good weekend. oh the places he'll go
Dude their dog does tricks for sips of beer. He keeps going up next to people and trying to shake. This is awesome.
This is your monthly public service announcement that sexual services will temporarily cease from Wednesday night to Monday. Please plan accordingly and have a nice day =D
Apparently you can coat check a keg.
I am going to make your legs soar from cumming so much
Like they're going to fly away?
All of the sudden your world had become nothing but the sum of visible dicks. Welcome to life.
When you accidentally text the wrong guy for a dick pic and your surprised you get one In return. He just got on my "to do" list
This is gonna be the kind of weekend where if it involves putting on pants, it ain't happening.
Omg. I can't go on a date with this man. His kids are too ugly.
All I want is a hot dog on a Saturday at 2:19 is that to much to ask?!
Well 1) stay calm 2) stay safe 3) drink more
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