tell her no need for introductions. and that you've read about her on the back of toilet doors.
I am good. I dancing. Drinking but dancing fine.
I look better un-naked...
I wish I was that guy from the miller light commercials so I could walk into parties and take peoples beer without getting yelled at
Just tried to chase Captain Morgan with water...this whole drinking alone business is getting harder to do.
Good news, I found your other leg warmer. Bad news, I don't know if the pile of puke I found it in was yours.
Congratulations, you have helped solved the mysterious disapperance of Dani's phone which was found in the munchies cabinet next to the oreos. Your reward is star power as well as a fat ass bowl of Nebula. You may proceed through the wardrobe and into Narnia for your prize.
I ended up at these random girls' house they are smoking weed out of a gun
I JUST ATE A STRANGE BURRITO, I SHOULD NOT BE EXPECTED TO KNOW ANYTHING RIGHT NOW.
I got head this morning from the 31-year-old version of Jenn. It was like a blow job from the future while a simultaneous blast from the past for 10 minutes.
Summer bikini season begins today. I hereby declare the commencement of the 2013 HUNT FOR CUNT.
Gay?
German.
Pity.
HE MIGHT HAVE YOUR BUTTHOLE, BUT HE CANT HAVE YOUR HEART. THATS MINE.
I just smoked weed out of a tomahawk, then chased an armadillo with said tomahawk, I love my life.
These business classes have improved my drug business ten fold
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