i threw up in a trash can last night at kellys irish times. but in a trash can because i'm a lady
i'm sorry if your life is a sore subject
So he saw that playlist i made with his name as the title. i think he's creeped out that I have 106 songs that remind me of him
I think you missed the wrong class. Im pretty sure we were taught how to buy cocaine.
well now i know if i ever need to drive puke and talk on the phone at the same time i can
Game over. He has a paternity test request on his table.
Yo send me the pic of me stickn my dick in the paint bucket last night
He brought a girl home so fat he called me before they got home to unlock the right side of the French doors
Fuck he won the bet
Can't talk right now. I'm doing tequila shots with my professor at some Mexican bar. That's how I prepare for finals.
We are going to need a water proof camera with a flash....exit routes....lots of booze.....and a tutu for good measure
I ate all his french fries. He was no longer useful to me.
Then, right before he came he said "I want to buy you so many things!" What the fuck?!
Just threw up mid-poop. I can't drink like I used to.
I'm going to the store to get corona, salad, and blunt wraps...
Why yes, I DID want cramps for Christmas, how did you know God?
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