you should just get pregnant. that way you don't need to decide on a career.
it can't be normal that my body odor smells like fries
i am making flyers for the homeless letting them know about free chipolte day
he said that he wanted to outsmoke the rain, I don't know what that means but I'm gonna go help him
im already regretting the extreme lack of break up sex that took place
I feel wrong giving my mom a cash gift full of dirty stripper money.
Yea we just broke up
so do we start sexting now or later?
I decided I was tough enough to wax my bikini area myself. Long story short, I'll be drunk when you get home
He yearns for your heart.
He needs to stop being a pussy about it.
you got in a fight with your imaginary friend last night when he didn't catch you after a surprise trust fall
I swear to god....if you can give yourself a brazilian you can take a fucking bullet
Well, he hasn't actually seen me naked. Just my boobs... and the left side of my vagina.
When the hubs wants to wear his training mask during sex and pretend to be Bane you just go with it.
I once took a shot of lighter fluid.. That's not a secret just a fucked up story
No you just wanted to pass out in your hallway because your room was too far away
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