They should really pass out barf bags in church
Just had a conversation with Jon gosselin
Until you fuck him in front of his kids stop wasting my time with stupid texts.
I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
he's sitting on top of the fridge in only a black speedo and wont get down
Piggyback rides are my preferred mode of transportation.
Just think about it this way, every time you work Sunday, it's another $75 and that equals another hooker when we go to Amsterdam.
my mom took me to a gay bar and went on and on about all her good times at clubs... i now know where i get it
My dinner was lean cuisine and tequila. Aaaaaand I need a boyfriend.
I walked in and she was kneeling on the ground with no pants on, throwing up, and holding the puppy. It was one of those moments, where i was like damn i wish i had my camera.
What can I say? I like my food like I like my women, not entirely fucked by our contemporary world.
Going to an AA meeting just so I can fuck him...That's dedication
I would feel worse for you if you weren't waking up between a pair of double Fs that attached to a classically trained chief. Im still jacking off eating hot pockets.
You know, we cock-blocked like 5 people last night. It's like we're her vagina goalies
Best day ever, my junk is bigger than Kate Uptons boyfriends. Yay for Fappening day!
We lost a person.... if you see a man in yellow shorts and nothing else walking around let me know...
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