Great date with Damon, but I'm not sure if telling him I like lesbian porn is a good second date discussion.
i can't tell if you're serious or not, but 420 is gonna be pirate themed
The dentist just giggled when he accidentally shot water across my face, I can sense how he treats women.
And then I interrupted the father of the groom, to ask if she was "ballet or pole" in the middle of his story about his niece, the dancer.
May have caused an international incident. More details after we taxi in.
He just kept petting my ear and informing me that I wasn't one of the guys
And nobody saved him?? That chick had like three teeth TOPS
She said I told her "I'm to drunk to take your bra off." then she said I walked out completely naked to go watch tv.
So I have a scar from when the stripper tore off my underwear .... Best birthday ever
We decided it was acceptable to walk out of class on a quest for Doritos. That high.
He said I act like a cross between a kindergartener and a high 70 year old man. Which is inacurate because it fails to account for the disco obsession.
As a 47 yo who just boned a 22 yo, it was definitely a walk of pride. She is a major feather in my aging cap.
Bro, if we got a house, it'd basically be a revolving door for slightly overweight, but extra cute, sexually deviant girls with daddy issues.
He's talking about feelings now. I don't even know if he came???
You can tell by the way he cuddles that he's got mommy issues
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