On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
I knew she could be a good mother by the way she craddled three 40oz's.
I woke up exactly where I passed out... on top of him yet he somehow put his pants back on
He was so drunk he was throwing the bowling balls into other lanes on purpose. He still beat my high score thought.
Dude I walked 1.4 miles through the hotel wearing a cowboy hat, pink topped boots, gucci shades, and a scarf and met my parents in the hallway at 7 am how is this not a good start to Vegas?
An old lady WILL get vomited on today.
I was wasted and the time changed. I blame the male strippers.
Then he started caressing my eye brow. Like repetedly. For at least 15 minutes. It was strangely mesmerizing
All of the hungover. I've changed not showered but can't quite make it to the booze.
WE'RE IN THE RED ZONE PLAY THRU THE PAIN
Hypothetically speaking, when I get a sugar glider would it be frowned upon to bring it Ito classes with me in m pocket?
You're right, I'd say my real all time low was when I let that fifteen-year-old feel my boob.
I'm really proud of my unchallenged ability to convert boob guys into ass men
If my plane goes down do me a favor. Break into my house and get the batman costume and swing out of my bedroom.
i just has to use a gift card to Target that one of my students parents got me to buy Plan B bc my bank account is -$0.08 so my 2017 is starting exactly how i pictured.
I resent the implication of a jizz addiction
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