Always thought my first night in jail would consist of fire and a bunny suit.
It was odd. His friends dick tasted the same as his. Friends are beginning to have to much in common
The heaters out again. Makin a fire in thebroke toilet for warmth.
im pretty sure your bra is in my room hanging on my shark pinata
She sucks. And I almost hooked up with a clown last night
Please root for the ravens. I now have oral sex riding on this and it's been sooooo long
My goal is to go an entire semester without cocaine. That's an adult goal right?
I screamed so bad because I thought he was going for my sandwich forgetting it was in my hand
Im fairly sure two chicks roofied me last night. Suckers. I love free drugs.
It's fine. I wouldn't trust either of them to be my workplace drug buddy.
Can we both just take a day off just to have sex? Is that acceptable as an adult?
we need to tell them stories about when happens when we're sober so they think they know what they're in for when they're actually completely unprepared for whn happens when we get drunk
I can insert a female catheter, but I cannot grill a cheese.
WHY IS THERE A FUCKING DILDO IN PLACE OF MY GEAR SHIFTER IN MY CAR?
I’ve looked at so many mouse vaginas in the past week
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