its not stalking. its research.
Can you really blame Steve Phillips? He went to Michigan. Plowing fat girls is a 100-level course there.
Been drinkin since 3, wearing a tutu, how could things go wrong
someone left their shoes, a resume, and a pizza in the shower... i am actually speechless
He played a tape of his mad rapping skills after the final...his rapper name was Mad Stylz and he rapped about all the pussy he got in the 90's. I love Sociology.
He thinks he's a sex addict. Just. My. Type.
You know you're sufficiently drunk when the 411 dude just says, "Fuck it! I'll Google that shit for you, what movie do you want to see?" and proceeds to give you showtimes for 3 different theatres.
i was talking to them for like 5 mins and they were like HEY LETS GET A PICTURE and tequila said it was good idea
Ohh man. That was a snatch-waxer with a score to settle.
This medicine is making me nuts. I just woke up and I thought I was in a glass case with Asians staring at me.
Still drunk on my morning "run" which has turned into a walk. Just burped fireball
It's best not to have your booty call on social media. So if they post stupid shit, you still want to fuck them.
Did you mean to say flashlight? Or did your grandpa really give you a fleshlight for your bday?
she referred to her cum as “pussy butter” so needless to say we had a good night
I remember her making the first martini but the rest of the weekend is a blur of vodka, high heels and sex toys.
First time being used by a cougar. Definitely okay with it
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