we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
It was confusing and full of hummus
i don't think my life will be extraordinarily more meaningful if i let him put his tongue in my butthole.
No room in fridge, chilling wine in snow. Do NOT let the dog pee on it.
I don't know if I have the sustained energy level for partying hard
Not a choice. You are mistaking my comments as options. My statements are facts. This is what is happening.
Apparently I got mad at you for "Not drinking with me till we thought we were seahorses" and smashed my face on your door. Then I put my feet in the oven and started crying because I was drinking alcohol from a pot. My life is spinning out of control.
Thats alot of pressure.
Just on your vagina. BTW I'm passing your house.
some people waaaaait a lifetime for a hookuppp like this some people seeeearch forever for that one special handjobbb
I just fucked her in the corner of an ally while holding a large pizza waiting on a pledge for a ride.
Carver called his mom a milf again
Was it on purpose this time?
Holy shit, did you actually CHOOSE to get hit by the alcohol truck last night?
Turns out he's actually a she. Might keep dating her just to see Mom's reaction.
Tis the season to play Pocahontas! (AKA: Eat a bunch of acid and run around the yard barefoot, the first person to see the colors of the wind, wins!)
All I remember is your girlfriend laying on the bathroom floor and me crawling in and asking if it was okay to puke.
I collect Covid conspiracy theories like I collect Pokemon.
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