What do they do with the elephants that die at the zoo
Cremation, why do you ask?
I think we have a bit of a problem
even a "fuck you" would be nice at this point.
i want tt clbm rinabw nd ride uncrn
what?
i wnt tto climb a rainboww and ride a unicornnnnnnnnn
We went to red robin and there was a 15 minute wait so we went and fucked in the car. Quickies, endless fries, and a mascot handing out balloons- this is literally the night of my dreams.
i wish there was a photo editing effect that fully opened my drunk eyes
Sitting at a bar next to a guy wearing sunglasses drinking a pitcher by himself and having an argument with himself over if journey is more ballin than kiss. Feel better about myself.
I might be a bit. I accidently started hot boxing the bathroom. I'm just gonna go with it.
I hope I take a shit on your face in your dreams tonight.
Ok well I'll be up all night studying if you need a wake up call or a place to put your penis.
Don't feel bad sweetie, you're not the only classy one in town. I'm still driving around with that tupperware of tequila in my cup holder from last week's Margarita Monday.
I don't want to tell anyone! People who sleep with senators either end up in porn or guantanamo
Qdoba locked their bathrooms last night.. I suppose so people didn't pee all over them? I considered it counter productive considering I just peed on the outside of their building then. I had to pee
She hash-tagged my name. I think it's safe to say that she remembers our hookup.
Your rough animalistic sex sounds are disrupting my cocktail hour
I say this out of love and friendship. Eat ice cream not the d.
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