masturbating is 5million times harder to finish knowing grandma is in the guestroom downstairs. just so you know.
i have a surprise for you that looks bigger since I found my body hair trimmer
Like what kind of adult things? Whats more adult than drinking at 2pm on a monday?
I feel like I need to get a restraining order against him but I'd probably be the one to break it.
I think being an adult is being able to say no to free shots...I need to work on that.
My vagina bone hurts from grinding on that dude so hard.
it's my birthday, i should be around people i want to fuck
It was so cute that he apologized for getting cum on my couch. If he realized how many guys had cum on that couch in the past year, he wouldn't have touched my vagina with a 10-ft pole.
Can we just smoke a few bowls and eat grilled cheese while drunk in our hotdog suits at 9am ?
Do you remember doing synchronized hip thrusts to Michael Jackson? Probably one of my favorite parts of the night
I can't find a song to express how gay I'm feeling.
Bring me that man meat
She tried doing a backflip and ended up doing somersaults down the entire stair case.
All our friends are getting married, and I'm the dateless guy bringing molly to their weddings.
Help. Why am I so naked?
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