yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
I don't apprectiate you insinuating that my breasts have a sort of bremuda triangle effect
Please don't use social media to get back at me.
I'm buying a chandelier at walmart. WHO'S CLASSY NOW, BITCHES.
We can't all go after the girl with the low self-esteem
He told me he wanted to sober fuck the shit outa me... I took that as a compliment
We poured some Korbel out for our homie Dick Clark.
Dude, if I don't end up wearing a banana suit in Milwaukee, I will consider that trip a complete failure.
I think that thing where I have 2 boyfriends is happening again
Let's stay in this weekend and play drinking games to the Winter Olympics.
As long as we can drink anytime we see a stray dog, mafia looking Russian or double toilet.
Would you think less of me if I were eating pizza on the toilet right now?
Now with the essential back story, I can empathize. Sorry about your beer and butthole.
My New Years resolution is actually to be MORE petty
i spent most of my hangover doing the math to figure out the last of the alcohol would be metabolized from my system.
thank you pre-med degree.
You bet your firm but soft ass I miss you
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