if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
well that was a long night...
dude, you were pretty messed up... what happened?
no idea... but i still woke up with my pirate hat on
He lasted like 30 seconds. With a condom. I just expected more from the president of a frat.
He just gave a drunken 7 minute speech on how to make the perfect grilled cheese. he explained types of butter and cheeses....i think i love him
Oh my god, I am the best RA ever. I'm teaching my freshman girls how to deep throat on bananas as a group bonding activity. I'm making the religious ones eat them for potassium.
It's like even though I'm not in college anymore my body still knows it's September and is putting itself into competitive binge drinking mode.
I would rather deep fry my own cock while it's still attached to me than have his life.
So I peed on what I thought was a wall while in nashville come to find out while running from the cop it was just a dark tinted window and the while bar witnessed me peeing
Its funny that for once I get home and I'm just as high as my parents are.
I apologize for being mean. I love the blender and your vagina.
I'm really hot. went tanning and this cheeseburger shirt like isn't breathable
Full disclosure. I fucked the fatty from work and shit is weird now.
So you let the Viking explore your nether regions?
Omg drank too much. Threw up in my Santa hat on the train and then of course it leaked all over me.
Who the fuck watches Jessica jones and thinks I need to call a past fling?
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