remember when you told me, jokingly, to not get jizz on your shirt that i borrowed last night?
Intervention is following me on twitter.
wow.
You know that hot fire fighter I fucked yesterday? Well him and two other guys are killing the fire on my stove. Awkward.
All I heard was "I swear it'll be funny" and then we were in jail.
If you come, call before you come in. I'm tanning my balls. Enjoy that visual.
I actually don't know if I can stand up. I just know better than to try
We're pregaming our midterms. Also, when we get our tests back, we're taking a shot for every point we lost. If you're not in, you should just go ahead and transfer.
HE IS COURTING ME WITH CHINESE FOOD AND IT IS WORKING.
Right now he's sitting in the chair pointing to me to go away. He's trying to have quiet time with his penis.
THINK! exactly how many raw eggs did you color and hide in my apt.
Had to decide between a hook up at the train restroom or getting to work on time #growingup
I'm sorry your Amazon says buttplugs now
He called me kiddo. We can't have sex
Anyways enough about genital fatigue...
dude im trying to eat his ass so can you stop for 10 minutes
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