We could sell used underwear with pictures of us wearing them.
does wine, beer, and vodka mix well??
dude, everything can mix, this is college.
im sure we could have fun without alcohol but i just dont wanna chance it...
you kept falling over in mid-conversation and you just got right back up as if nothing happened...
Is it bad to go up to the security desk and ask them for the name of the guy I signed in last night? I have absolutley no clue
I feel as if I owe my bloodstream some tequila.
I really need to stop coming home drunk and lint rolling my rabbit.
At the bar. Madeline and I totally brought our own pitcher from home because they always run out. Hello alcoholism.
Umm... How do I tell my roommate someone shot a speargun through the wall? On a side note, cliff shot a speargun for the first time.
It's the building I live in, they were lucky I was wearing clothes at all
Tequila pump. I'm ecstatic your engineering degree has real world application.
I don't want to get pregnant doggy style. That's sad.
He took my Spanx off and still fucked me twice. I call that success.
all I remember the next morning was crawling through the doggy door and finding my underwear in my purse
she was all excited about us being eskimo sisters and then i was just like "alyssa i've literally been inside of you" and she got even more excited
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