I want the hot one, scratch that. anyone.
I just googled "whats above a trillion", thats how busy I am at work.
everyone is single if you try hard enough
i am about to cut my stepbrother's hair into a mohawk with the same clippers i use to trim my pubes. god is so on my side today.
He asked if I wanted to "hang out"
A verb which here means "do lines off my dick"
when he put a condom on for a handjob cuz he didn't want to "blow his load in the car" i started to question my choice in guys..
I will be naked everywhere
Btw kudos to your tongue last night. Sorry about that lady jizz in your beard.
I pulled a muscle last night drunk dirty snapchatting him
pls come over. need ride to hospital once taquitos are ready
I found a hot kiwi last time and sucked his dick. That's what rooftop bars are made for.
I pack a first-aid kit when I DD for you. What does that tell you about your partying? For what I see and do, paying my food and gas for the night is a goddamn BARGAIN.
Is there ever a non-asshole time to play the "I was a child prodigy" card?
I think I just scared the sex out of my booty call. He saw me at the grocery store using one of those "future mother" parking spots right next to the handicap ones. He just made eye contact and drove off. I regret my laziness.
You can have my vag. Its useless without you.
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