hipster in red sally jessy raphael glasses inside. kick her.
Thanks for ditching me last night. I got a ride home from the Dominos delivery guy. You owe me 3 large pizzas.
My roommate was eating ketchup out of a bowl. Get me the hell out of here.
for me the strap perfect is like a chastity belt
maybe almost giving yourself a concussion counter acts a hangover
Cause i'm hanging over the toilet bowl and thinking about your ball in my mouth is not helping
If I don't come back from Italy with aids I did somethign wrong
Just been one of those weeks where alcohol out weighs friendship
You chanted SOFA PIZZA all night then we woke up to find about ten slices under the cushions where you were sleeping....
I want to be done crawling through windows but the sex is too good to stop...but I'm running out of excuses for where the bruises on my legs are coming from.
When he pulled it out last night I asked if that was as hard as it was going to get. I think I may have offended him.
btw my frat has a search out for you. the "girl who threw up in the middle of the party" but it was on some fat girls. so thank you.
They were so sore! Either I have bed bugs or you were biting my nipples last night and don't lie to me.
I wet willied a stranger last night didn’t I?
If it's any consolation she turned out to be has a collection of clown dolls she talks to crazy. And the cops knew why I was calling when she key locked the door from inside.
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