Tonight's Real World episode reinforced the well-known fact that men of any caliber can hook up with girls named "Crystal"
Apparently you get kicked out of gay bars if they catch you putting the entire free condom bowl in your purse.
No I can't cure herpes. I'm an EMT, not Jesus.
Someday you'll be stoned enough to create a one-person step team and then you'll understand
He wants me to have his first child. So that makes four gay men that've called dibs on my eggs.
Look man, sometimes you just gotta say "Sure! Why not? I can always take a shower afterwards"
I'm at a bar. It's body paint Wednesday. All of the waitresses are topless. Help me
he was like captain planet, but less blue and more nakeed
I was full on naked standing in his room and I just said "this isn't me" and left.
Cheese, the small of a woman's back, the universe, mountains, vampiric demons, sleep, and dreams.
She was drunk at Red Robin. She asked for more fries and then shoved them in her purse while saying "Come on bitches, you're coming with me" to them.
I know. I know. He'll be weekday dick.
I'm ne vrr drinkjng againnnnnnnn dforeal.
Ok so I need a recap of last night...
YOU SPENT SIX DOLLARS AT NICKEL BEER NIGHT!!! How's that
i want to say his dick was in it but not his heart
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