tell your sister to shave her snatch
My mom wanted me and my brother to have some bonding time before I left for school. Our bonding time consisted of us smokin a few bowls then goin to Red Robin to cure the munchies. Ooo how I love family time :)
I bought a bottle of 100 proof for the storm. I am going to drink until I pass out. I'm taking bets. 1:30 pm is the over/under.
You held your own hair and threw up into a red cup...I think they were more amazed than upset.
Nuts. Absolutely nuts. she just screamed in my face something about not knowing whats happening and then got tackled by a dude
the question is "speedos?" and the answer is "yes".
he ran through my sliding door
in his defense that door gets complicated after 10 beers
He crawled over to me grabbed my boob asked me if I liked cats and then passed out. If that's really my RA, it's gonna be a long year
Which one of you fuckers thought itd be funny to see if the kitchen table can float.
It would be like a dance party with a dick inside you. I think that's what Ke$ha wants for the world.
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
Turns out floaties are a great thing after a couple bottles of vodka
i wore a power symbol belly button ring just so i can drunkenly tell him that he turns me on. i dont care if it works i think its classy
Is it possible to sluttify a hobbit costume? Cause if so, this will be my biggest accomplishment.
Nothin much, just sipping warm franzia from a plastic valentines wine glass while wrapped in my Mexican blanket listening to sappy country songs and mourning my lack of a love life. Hbu?
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