What is the pluralization of human? I just got humen rejected, and I am going completely blank...
and i think we compared dick sizes, then high fived...
Are you pissed because you didn't get action, or the fact i got boned twice in public places tonight?
... Already stepped in vomit and got a dirty look from a fat in a neck brace
Dude he fell into my wall and left an imprint then decided to have sex with the door open. Vents carry noise pretty well
If you can count on one hand the number of times you have actually, truly nearly died this month, then you are not really living yet.
Just saw a guy with two baby turtles sneaking into the building
He got hit with a horseshoe, set on fire, fell out of a tree, and puked all over the side of his car, all before midnight. Everclear.
I was passed out in a bathroom stall. Of course im going to look like shit
is it wrong to hook up with someone at a memorial drum circle
Nothing like the judgmental looks you get in the bathroom when you still have last night's glowsticks on
is that a dick in a sweater?
He was fingering me and I came so hard that I actually broke his wrist. We're at the ER now.
His mom came while we were asleep naked and started asking me about my plans after high school... Is that even a thing.
Adderall went through the wash. Took it anyway. Wish me luck.
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