So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
All semester I have been trying to figure out if this kid in front of me is gay. His cell phone just went off with Britney's "Circus". Case closed.
I woke up at 3am naked and stroking a watermelon.
it makes it look bigger when i shave, i hope its not the same for a girl
So apparently I shook her hand very polite, said weiner and walked away
i think its awesome that according to your mom i'm your friend that caught on fire.
Next time I see you, remind me to tell you how I fell through my attic door and landed on my feet in the garage on the first floor.
Get caught with marijuana. Cop takes piece. Buy new bong. Circle of fun.
They let me keep the giant cocktail glass because I threw up in it. And made out with the bartender. Europeans are so generous. I'm getting it engraved
We're not in high school anymore. I'm not going to pretend to be impressed as he butchers my favorite songs on his guitar. I just wanted to get laid.
Wow, nothing is more special than changing the channel and seeing the guy who groped you on Saturday night...
I fucked him on my yoga mat. Then we wake and baked and ate granola. So yes, you could say I found my center.
Mostly what I remember is someone saying "raise your hand if you're too turnt" then raising my hand and falling
Well she made a 15 year old cry, the grandmother did an ice luge and I woke up to the sound of sex moans
Dude. If you guys end up really liking each other, the color of his pubes won't matter. I wouldn't break a sweat.
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