Grow some girl-balls and come out already
remember them days when you seriously wanted your mom to marry rev run and we would always talk shit about justine?
joeyyyy why you always taken cheeseburgers from me?!?!?!
She was so drunk that I kept trying to switch out her wine for water. Sort of like Jesus, but in reverse.
Draw a picture of yourself puking and peeing on her and give it to her with a note that sys this could be your future if you be my friend
I'm gonna laugh so hard when we're both married with families
That statement alone makes me laugh so hard.
I bought a police grade breathalyzer on ebay at 4:37 am. At least I'm a responsible drunk.
Then he complimented me on how excellent I was at breathing through my nose
Everything gets a little fuzzy after the flats of jello shots, but I do have a vague recollection of being at the top of a large human pyramid
Someone jacked my earrings off me or I threw em in the toilet again
I hate when that happens
So the night ended when we tried making fireworks out of gunpowder and oregano. You can figure out how that went.
So ahh..."Multicultural Night" turned into "Fuck the Neighbor Night"
He showed up at my door at 3 AM wearing a Santa hat with a tiara attached.
I got St Patrick's Day drunk on Friday and apparently ordered a Total Gym in the middle of the night
For the love of god, if any of you are up, bring me pants.
home. only unpacked the necessities...contact case and beer.
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