trying to fathom saturday night and the fact that Rainn Wilson now hates me. my brain hurts.
Whatever. They have the same name, so it's not even cheating. It's brand loyalty.
Only you could be admitted to the ER and walk out with a nurse's phone number. I wish I was gay
He was a bulldog and my face was like rare meat. Never again with the drunken ones.
I just want you to sit on my face and to tell you you're pretty. Most girls would leap at this opportunity.
sold 4 oz of weed today pantsless. man i love college.
You guys don't happened to be dressed as gladiators, do you?
OMG -- There are strippers in the bathroom crying because their power moves aren't good enough to win the competition
It's so hard to fall asleep when I can hear your genitals smacking against hers. I hate you with all the love in my heart.
1. Why did we have the team Chirstmas party in November 2. Why didn't anyone tell me the coaches were invited 3. Why did coach get the giant vibrator I brought
Haha. I have resting bitch face. He has I want y'all to die face. It's a subtle difference
oh so have I but I'd still suck a dick or 20 in the name of freedom.
No, I didn't meet up with him! That's when I had chlamydia.
I may or may not be drunker than time right now.
everytime he speaks i want to fuck him less. i just wanna tell him to shut up and take his pants off and we could both be happy.
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