The only piece of furniture in the apartment is a wine rack.
You kept telling the cops that our ice luge was practice for the next winter olympics
I'm wearing cowboy boots and showing way too much cleavage to be in a place with no jaeger.
there are some nice people on this island. free ride free pancakes and they even prayed for us when they dropped us off
2 things. 1. I just gave her a 6 hour long marathon fucking for America. 2. Thought of a new invention halfway through, and it's flawless.
You claimed your dick was a divining rod, spun in a circle 3 times and walked into the bar you stopped in front of...consequently there was a bikini shoot going on
I could probably do something when Im able to get enough strength to think about thinking about to stand.
Pretty sure the cab driver can even smell the sex coming from between my legs
I think I've had 45 beers today though So things are looking up.
She just made out with a golden retriever. I'm disgusted and turned on all at once
Drinking loves me for WHO I am
My final act is to send you this message. I love you. Tell my family that I love them. Except my dad. Tell him I said "Eh..." while rocking your hand side to side. And tell Tim that I will always love the idea of him. Tell Caleb I love him so. Take care of Miss Kitty Fantastico. Tell the world that I will watch over. Good bye. I love you.
Sometimes I just want to kiss you without you pulling ur cock out and waving it at me
and then the sword just ended up between my legs
Who brings a stripper to breakfast at the dining hall? What was the plan? Impress her with his meal plan?
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