It was like a spaceship landed and 1000s of hipsters filled up the park
If i have to listen to his problems about his girlfriend, he should at least let me suck his cock.
a hangover this bad deserves a feeding tube
We need to get her some penis inspired head protection.
is it too early in the day to continue our conversation about penis shapes?
Always wear a seatbelt when giving road head. I think I'm just going to tell people I don't remember how I got the fat lip.
I'm convinced that the Christmas lights in my room contributed to the great sex.
Regardless of age or alcohol consumption, the knowledge that my dad spanks my mom sexually has the very real potential to fuck my shit up.
He was dressed as the 420 Easter bunny...he looked like a walking anti-drug campaign.
Some dude peed on tonys floor because drunkness
They offered him a bucket as he was peeing and he was like "Nah, I'm good"
If I had feelings, you would have hurt them.
what better to celebrate not being pregnant than to eat a bowl full of rum soaked pineapples?
I noticed while having sex on Friday that I have great endurance. CrossFit works.
when she didn't finish her burrito you wanted to call the cops because you said it was neglect
you have to get here a cop came into the bar and she looks like Sarah Palin. I think I'm gonna try and bang her
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