I can only date guys with blackberrys
I just decided its a new prereq to talk to me
this girl and her friend just showed up at my house. standing together, theylook exactly like the number 10. this has cockblock written alllllll over it.
New requirements. My future husband must have a nose ring and wear headbands.
We are no longer friends.
I'm not ok right now. I just walked in on a 600lb woman passed out on the toilet and she walked out and tried to eat her cell phone. I'm on acid I think.
the last girl i hooked up with and the last guy i hooked up with are hooking up right now. this is where bisexuality becomes a problem.
i saw a stretcher and literally ran around for 10 minutes telling people it wasnt for me
I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE.
I am convinced that after two dates and a few adult sleepovers that he still doesn't know my name.
You guys bombarded us in the bathroom and that kid whipped his dick out and peed in the sink.
On a scale of 1-10 how seriously are we considering being sugar babies?
I'm about a 7.95
Watched twin sisters make out thought it was amazing sick on their part but legit to watch
You walked in wearing nothing but a beekeeper mask
HE PEED ON ME. THE MANAGER OF THE BAR.
what happened to you last night?
I dunno man, i pissed in a urinal, sent you a picture of my vagina and woke up with 25 bar stamps on my arms.. you tell me
Hangover and judgement, the breakfast of champions.
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