Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
My text messages all automatically add Zs on them cause of your skank ass messages you send me
you told me heaven would be the 3 of us at Moe's forever and every hot girl that walked in would ask us to play stone face
I really want to go out tonight but part of me wants to be able to honestly tell the judge tomorow that I didn't
I'm voting my liver organ of the month. The award ceremony is next weekend.
That bitch ruined vodka saturday
how many thumbs am i supposed to have at one time
you found the shrooms didnt you
he said he did everything he could to puke on his nurses because they were doing everything wrong
Thats admirable.
I really like her...she always overpays me for xanax and still feels the need to fuck me to make up for it....
Yes, yes I will fake crap in his house for you.
I'm doing running of the bulls tomorrow at 7am...except in New Orleans roller derby girls chase you.
Apparently it's illegal to hit pedestrians with coke cans... But the cop complimented my arm. That's a win in my book.
Ohh I see how it works, eat pussy and I get Reese's pieces.
I offered him midol and told him "it always helps my period so maybe it'll help yours"
It's not my fault I make her feel like a Taylor Swift album
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