I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
Just got a full body massage. It was uncomfortable at first, but then I realized I let strangers turn off the lights and put their hands all over my naked body 3 times a week anyways.
I don't think he knows what shame means anymore. He gave some bar slut his sisters Tiffanys necklace, in exchange for anal.
So my bf wanted to cum on my face and I let him. Afterwards I wiped some off, wiped it across his forehead and said, "The king has returned".
if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
Made myself shower before I'd masturbate. I probably should have wined and dined myself too, but that's pushing it too far.
Intramural soccer game tonight. Be ready for blood. I haven't sobered up since thursday
I should start wearing my Batman shirt more often when I drink. Good things happen. All sorts of shit.
I poured somre cereal, realized the chocolate to flake ratio was off, tried to fix it by digging through the box, gave up because of the difficulty level, and poured it back in the box. Being high is the best diet.
All my interactions with my brother are drug deals at this point
It's the warm chocolate goeyness of a brownie combined with the heavenly taste of weed-smell... Why have I never done this before?
I've entered the world of uncircumcised penises. It's disgusting.
We grabbed as many adult diapers as we could and made a run for it.
I never thought I'd end up with a prison pen pal through tinder
he high fived his dick after we had sex
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