so Mike and I made a deal. we'd do anal if he would help me pick out carpet tomorrow.
What...you let him do that?
It wasnt that bad. the two minutes it took is nothing compared to the 10 hr day I have planned for him tomorrow
Soooo my gf got the droid and doesn't have BBM anymore, I think its over for her
note to self... there IS such a thing as having too many birthday shots...
On the quad today: An amish choir singing something weird, and not 30 feet away 3 girls tanning topless. Definition of diversity.
Imagine getting smashed in the dick by a basketball. A basketball made of metal. With spikes. That's pretty much what his dick looked like.
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
My attempts to make you laugh have failed exceedingly. Naked snap chats it is
he literally referred to his penis as the alaskan bull worm from spongebob. when can we get married
He wasn't excited for the fifty shades of grey trailer, so I told him we're done
While I'm here in reality dreaming of catching chili cheese fries with my mouth out of t shirt guns like Jesus is real
I slept naked last night on stolen pillows. I felt like a golden goddess.
Hes back in his dorm room dancing naked with 3D glasses on.
and he said that acid doesnt really do anything to him...
I need a job that does not involve working with people who wear animal costumes when they get fucked.
i just found a lighter in my bra... from last night, and its 7:43pm...
the cop said "drunk and disorderly" like it was a bad thing
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