Why. Ill be the rabbit if ull be the carrot.
I'm afraid that if I tell my sister I think Zachary Quinto is gay I'll have to put her on suicide watch for the next week or so
Coming down off exstacy at a church event. Resisting the urge to dance to the church hymns.
She said she's saving anal for marriage cuz she has to save something for her husband...seriously just caught myself lookin at rings.
i think i was tempted to text while we were making out. like i remember holding my phone up behind his head and just staring at it.
Just pissed in my own closet. Had no idea adult dinner parties could he so awesome.
he made his penis look like a sprinkler when he was coming. it was pretty cool actually.
You and your vagina are hellbent on selfdestruction and bad decisions
Dude...can we put that on a tshirt? I will totally sport that shit.
He's like a Lana del Rey song that took human form
A hefty woman and I mean hefty shoved her number in my pocket at the gym without as much as a hello, winked and kept walking. Going to use your bed to defile her, don't want her to know where I live or have my neighbors see! Thanks, you're a pal!
We went camping and met these lesbians and now I have S'mores where there shouldn't be S'mores.
What is it about fresh air and wanting to talk about penises
I just realized that Margarita Wednesdays are so much better now when followed by No Work Thursdays.
oh i see... well this is a positive first step in you courting him for sex.
I can appreciate that you picked up the hot drummer, but don’t have sex in front of my house lmao
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