C thinks vomiting on the batroom floor = reaon not to party. Lies. Party continues.
Just remembered I told my boss that matt used to make me toss his salad like every time we hooked up. Nice
you know what its like when everyone is chanting "do it, do it"...still friends?
Dude turns out her best friend is lesbian...there is no wingman for this situation
Happy heartbreak day....you got chocolates, I'm eating them/ throwing them out the window at passing couples
How do I tell her I need the lights out when I'm getting head because she and my mom share a perm color
I just saw a fat girl roll down the steps taking out three people with her, thought you should know.....
When we were texting for those few weeks, I some how established a crush on you. And its weird and wild and stupid and silly. But these things just have to be said sometimes to determine what's real and what is infatuation. And to suffer the consequences of five am drunk philosophy. No regrets.
I'm not sure... But I think I just found a porno I starred in during my black out week of '08.
As long as you keep bringing fries home, i'll keep being naked when you get home
In other news, the one guy I DIDN'T have sex with in High School is now famous.
Goodnight Shia. Goodnight Moon.
I expect you will be there for a drunken 3way with my husband again this new year.
You know how it is. Tell me not to do somebody and suddenly I wanna.
I just realized I'm having shark week, during shark week.
Randomize
