Go study a dick amy that's outrageous
Hehe I wanna Australian kiss.. Its like a French kiss but down under ;)
we just decided that lesbian tuesdays are a must, as of tomorrow.
I kept waking up & seeing my Goodfellas poster and thinking it was a window with people crammed against it staring at me.
I guess the lighting in my room made it look like they were moving. I remember telling myself that they were watching over me and protecting me from the cops
there is a school bus full of santas parked in front of the liquor store
I love how kegs are figured into our monthly bills
You're barking up the wrong lesbian.
Somehow I magically turned down a threesome last night. On my birthday. You're a horrible wingman.
Did you get my bra back of the bartender?
I seriously think we need to revision your idea of 'keeping a low profile'
I spent most of the night convinced it was my birthday. But I was probably wrong, it can't be January, can it? I'm 90% sure its not. But maybe. The days have got shorter. Is this what unemployment feels like to everyone?
because drunk making out is frowned upon in museums i think
Then you jumped in the pool because your were convinced the scratches on your neck from the cat were gills and you could breathe underwater.
It isn't possible and the very mindfuck of that concept gives me a lady boner.
You Just stopped dancing, looked at me and said "I'm gonna make it rain" Then shook the open box of crunch berries everywhere.
Was cussing out our DD when one of the strippers takes him backstage. WTF
They call him magic hands is all I know.
Somethings are best left a mystery
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