How do you get eyebrow wax out of your butthole region?
The fact that you aren't ashamed to ask that is the reason I will give you the answer. Under the sink there is a bottle of wax remover. Throw my waxing kit away as well.
well after this past weeked you can expect to see me on maury playing a little game called "who's the father"
i ordered 12 mcnuggets at mcdonalds and ended up getting 20. for free. miracles really do happen when your high.
I just got while a charlie horse while orgasming...most confusing feeling ever...
Some kid just walked into class with his schedlue written on a keystone box.
Just checked an empty cooler on the flight to Notre Dame. You don't have to tell me you're jealous, I already know.
I knew it was different as soon as you told me you slept with him and didn't tell me about his dick
Apparently she doesn't appreciate the significance of eskimo sisterhood as much as I do.
for the record, graham crackers won't get the taste of cock out of your mouth. also we're out of graham crackers
Remember me drinking the vodka from in between your legs?
SO HELP ME GOD THERE IS A SPIDER IN THIS PIZZA. IT IS VERY SMALL IT IS INSIDE THE CRUST AND IT IS ALIVE. I'M SO HUNGRY DO I KEEP EATING
Rage-masturbating and then crying myself to sleep. Welcome to Wednesday.
i'm 99% sure they had an orgy while i was passed out
Was I trying to make a threesome happen again?!
Yep
I need to stop doing that, Im gonna get punched in the face
How is there a hawk inside this house? More importantly how the hell is he handling it without any gear?
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