Boobs. All I remember is boobs.
she asked me if i wanted her to take her wedding ring off while she was giving me a handjob.
I just followed a trail of feathers and glitter to class. Today better be fucking magical.
Don't tell me wow. Tell me this is normal for college and in no way am I a whore.
there's nothing like the elf drinking game to get me in the christmas spirit.
oh my god. were standing in the kitchen and were chanting "EYEBROWS" and shaving peoples eyebrows. I have work tomorrow and want to keep my eyebrows.
Getting sick, pulled the filter off a camel crush and rolled it into my joint to clear my sinuses. If there were stoner awards, I'd receive one.
But he does seem to be getting proper humping etiquette down. So there's progress.
I've gotten 2 singers numbers, a 6'5 dude has promised to take me to Oktoberfest, and I spent the night w a pilot named Zeus who looks like caramel tastes. Also I sprained my thumb punching some guy I named 'hater'. I love Nashville
My Canadian brought me three bottles of maple syrup, a sunflower, and a pair of Oakleys back to the states...he's either drunk or he loves me
So shaving my butt whilst humming "be prepared" is now in my top five weirdest Friday night activities.
"Yeah because the first thing I think of when I hear the word college is tear gas."
She forgot a bra so she just used seran wrap. The scary thing is, it worked.
He somehow obtained a megaphone and managed to scare away the out-of-control house party—the house party that HE started, by the way— by pretending to be the police.
Yeah, we got drunk and stole road signs.
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