i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
Omg. It looks like a crack pipe exploded in your mouth.
Can you really blame Steve Phillips? He went to Michigan. Plowing fat girls is a 100-level course there.
He kept saying "this is a bad idea" wasn't in his vocabulary. He left at 2 came back at 6 eating frozen waffles and he had a symbol, a moped mirror, and a new MacBook. I'd say he had a good time
Just found a "how to get laid" book on the dresser and am now a victim of method number 16 corollary 7.
I just realized I am holding a beer in 133 out of 134 photos of me on my facebook page.
Nobody is perfect
I'm at Waffle House wearing one of the paper hats in the other
I just watched a guy pee from a second floor window onto the line of 100 people waiting to get in.
I think the world is coming to an end. Earthquakes, huricanes, floods, and now you say you LOVE him. Im building a shelter and going into hiding.
Please do us both a favor and come rip my clothes off.
The best part about drinking boxed wine is you can blow up the bag and use it as a pillow
to instagram or to not instagram the picture i took of when i shit in the urinal
Why are there jello shots in the kitchen drawer?
Immediately after I scarfed down an Applebee's appetizer trio for lunch, my boss sent me on an hour long road trip to pick up some parts. Great. I can't wait to shit my pants on US-31 South.
Chasing down vodka with apple juice and crying. Alone.
I hate that I still want him to look at me as the vagina that got away.
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