I hope you get the herp and dife. The emd.
You drink too much
No, I drink just the right amount - too often.
No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
I just spent the past twenty minutes checking out a girl who turned out to be a mannequin. I need AA.
I'll tell you what, we couldn't have asked for better binge-drinking weather.
Don't be a smartass. I'm trying to fuck a guy who's sober. It's more difficult than you think.
you handled that situation with as much grace as someone puking involuntarily could
1. my parents still have sex. 2. being a screamer runs in the family. 3. so much so that i can tell what number of orgasms she's on. 4.so looks like i'm stuck outside a while
Note to self: don't jizz on a surface cleaned with Tilex. It WILL turn purple.
I might have pissed in the corner of someone's shed. They have nice lawn mower.
I told her my blood type was O Positive and we started making out. Bio majors are weird.
The hint wasn't even a hint. it said "stop talking to her" that's pretty straightforward
We might as well just set our livers out to sea on burning ships
but I'm still not sure how you became more and more fluent in Spanish the drunker you got
If you ever "miss" working, I'm going to fist you with my hulk hands. BOTH of them.
Randomize
