they say celebs die in threes. leave it to billy mays to throw in one extra COMPLETELY FREE!
she both took care of me and took advantage of me. it was BEAUTIFUL.
Funny favor to ask you... can you ask James to ask Chris if he came in me ? Trying to assess whether or not I need plan B.
So i forgot that my head is completely wrapped in gauze, and tried to do the "come hither" look. He think's i'm brain damaged
I'd be a gr8 surrogate. I'm gonna love your fetus
Not even desperate vagina wants small cock.
Glad to hear you raised your standards
I got rejected. By another girl. At a red light. In front of seven shirtless cyclists in the middle of the night. How is that normal?!?
I'm pretty sure I have a cold now from having sex on the hood of my car in the rain. Worth it? Absolutely.
I woke up in nothing but a shower cap and your sparkling coke straw snorter thing inbetween my toes. Explain.
I forgive you, at least you vote. I found out my fuck buddy isn't even registered. I won't fuck a non respectable citizen.
btw im having a "its finally warm enough for a bbq in Toronto" party tonight. bring all the alcohol you have. and hamburger buns.
I still can't get over the fact that he thinks I have my life together... That has to be one of the nicest yet most sadly misled things anyone has ever said about me
These cutoffs are too tight but my ass looks like Freedom
Yeah we invited her back for chicken nugget sandwiches
Nate is still in lock up because when the cop informed me he'd shit his pants in the squad car I declined to post bail.
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