scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
I want to make Jon&Kate babies with him. Not in quantity, but in percentage asian.
She carries her pencils in a crown royal bag... Need I say more?
Depending on hangover severity. The fact that I can spell severity is in your favor.
Just took a shot out of a used mini planter. Might die from the pesticides, but didnt want whoever took all of my shotglasses to think they won.
Something's wrong. My throat is definitely not in it's normal spot. Way too low.
When I get home we should play "let's see how many Christmas movies we can watch before we start having sex."
I drank, I fought, I made my ancestors proud.
And then someone hit me with a pool cue
Blow job season was short but glorious.
I saw a classic trojan enz laying on his desk. So he's probably not into the kinky shit.
mom how many of the songs from my childhood are mexican drinking songs?
all of them.
MY DAD KEEPS LIKING PORN LINKS/ALBUMS ON FACEBOOK AND THEY ALL SHOW UP IN MY NEWSFEED
New fact of life: getting Becca high never helps any situation at all ever.
Wait... so you had sex and then your ear drum ruptured? I'm not sure if I want to ask if the two are related...
That's the 3rd negative pregnancy test this month. I'm on a roll.
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