I wanna crawl in your skin and have dreams about Bobby Kennedy tonight.
This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
This is how I know I have no life... Jon and Kate are my emotional roller coaster.
i woke up surrounded by junior mints. not to mention, there was a huge pyramid of natty cans baracading the door shut. this is why i can't drink alone.
I positioned my bed perfectly so around 10 a.m. every morning there are rays of sunshine coming through the window in my room. Now i can tan while PTFO.
You may or may not have poured bacon fat down her shirt
in line at jewel. the cashier is puking in a garbage can while ringing up customers. glad to know im not the only one that 2012 is kicking in the face already.
Just so we're clear this time around: This is dinner with my FAMILY. Not an opportunity for you to drink too much, and use the word "dick-thumpin" in casual conversation.
He recognized me by my ass from about 15 yards away. I must have a REALLY nice ass.
Who is Katie and why do we have her birthday cake?
you know what would be perfect? if you flew in on a horse/cat holding taco bell and then you swooped me up and took me to disney world and it was magical
And the cockring thing wasn't sexual.
You straight up wore me out. This should be a proud moment for you. It's almost like my penis is asking for a timeout. But not really
Hey my dad gave me life the least I can do is take him chicken strips and a pack of marlboros.
Hope you are okay. You were running down the street with shopping cart at one point and yelling "bitches aint shit!"
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