Laying in bed naked with the guy I just fucked, talking to his WIFE who's sitting across from us like we're having a fucking tea party. This is interesting.
I swear to god he was trying to crawl under my door last night muttering "I'm Alex Mac! I'm Alex Mac!"
Now that we both have boys can we make up games that objectify them as sex toys?
Well my sources tell me she just happens to appear in an episode girls gone wild.
I know someone that will spend hours looking for her. He also has many of said movies. And I will do it for free!
i feel we're the only people who'd use nyquil sexually
Come get me...we were walking home and she kept yelling "people need to get run over more!" then she just sat down in the middle of the street saying "it just feels right."
I have a rage boner right now. An actual erection brought on by the amount of sheer hatred I have towards nationwide.
My dad just bought me a 40. I consider this our peace treaty.
YOU MAKE ANAL SEX SOUND LIKE A SPORTING EVENT
well he said my boobs made him believe in love at first sight so that's cool
Did you really just reference your penis in a pep talk? I think I may love you more now.
There's a Japanese guy here dressed as a Viking who just screamed "wats up cocksluts" and kicked a guy in the face. come get me out of here.
I love her so much I can forgive her for wearing crocs
sometimes i just have a bad day n consider lowering my standards
I'd like to know who hasn't seen my tits tonight.
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