Third unemployed latin in my bed this week. I'm on a roll
i was so high last night while i was driving i felt like i was riding a bike with no pedals
were talking about masturbation in my pysc class. He says it's healthy. I'm gonna live forever
my life is one jail cell away from being a bad country music song.
she's throwing things again.. almost stabbed herself in the eye with a fork.
i just unblacked out cuddled in a pita pit booth with ten dollars rubberbanded to my hand.
She sucked my dick while i watched james bond. And they say marriage sucks
I don't know. I was also picked up by the doormen and held over the bar so I could do an upside down shot out of a bartenders tits.
We were all in the pool and he showed up with a pitcher of margarita. Everyone swam over to him. He poured it directly into our mouths like we were a Sea World act.
YOU'RE CHANGING THE SUBJECT. I CAN BLOW SOMETHING UP OR I CAN TELL HIM YOU LOVE HIM, BUT ONE OF THE TWO IS BOUND TO HAPPEN
A guy just picked up ur brother and carfied him away singing and im slight concern
I appreciate that you take the time to fix your typos even while masturbating
I threw up in a wendys bag in her car. when i went to throw it out the window it exploded all over me. No I don't think there will be a second date.
One day no one will want to send me dick pics so by all means keep 'em coming
Is it weird that the girl I'm fucking just wished me luck on my date tonight?
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