we are going to smoke at least three blunts before we go see Cloudy with a chance of meatballs. I'm going to have my mom make us spaghetti for when we get out so can your mom make those spicy meatballs? I thought I'd give you 9 days notice so everything's perfect.
im so drunk with asians
where?
always
she told me i should dip my dick in chocolate and then let her blow me since it was her 2 favorite things. weird or my new valentine for this year?
They are baked and once again have spent the last 45 mins talking about opening up a world wide business called "pickle on a stick"
Another one? Damn, how many David's is that?
six.
Oh, I thought it was higher.
No, that would be the Matt's
Tonights theme there is the 7 deadly sins. Greed, envy, sloth, gluttony, sluttiness, fellatio and vodka.
we traced the origins of this shit fest of a relationship back to a single instance of road head. then we did a reinacment
Nothing says "Good Morning" like Jell-o shots and coffee cakes.
Do you have any pictures of me mounting animals that aren't on Facebook?
plus there's no nice way to tell a guy you physically hate the shape of their cock.
Using the money underagers give me to buy this semesters books.. My mom would be so proud
last final went out with a bang.. 20 min late bra-less, cum in my hair and i still cant find my shoes.
He told me that I should keep my socks on next time because he read somewhere that it'll help me orgasm...
If you wanna do actual business call my office. If you’re just looking to get laid you need to up your game
I once went to target high on hydrocodone. I assure you, they can handle unrespectable.
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