Are we in a gay sports bar?
it's not the walk of shame if you do it in cowboy boots.
have you ever been in a public bathroom and someone walked in, and you played "Fat or Crying" based on her breathing?
Oh, I made pasta salad in the throw up bowl. I hope you don't need that for the next few days.
hes trying to draw the periodic table on his chest with a sharpie. i'm not sure how thats going to help him on his chem final, but he keeps shouting "this is how the pros do it"
No fucking idea. Just paid for my chipotle in chocolate coins, though. Either there is a huge language barrier happening here, or my big boobs are finally paying off.
I almost shit my pants in anger over your moral sanity.
James is trying to butt-heads with a moose. I don't know whether I should stop him or just sit back and watch where this goes.
So it's safe to say that it's all down hill from here
Do you mean easy livin or downward spiral of alcoholism and disappointment
well what the fuck is the POINT of teetotal mardi gras
He's so vague sometimes. Like dude, we've been friends for 3 years. I don't need you to be vague, I need you to be inside of my vagina.
Also there's so much vodka on my breath that if I blew on my fingers my nail polish would fall right off
He slapped my ass... He best ask me out. Or figure out how to unslap my ass.
Remember I am not doing blow tonight. I REPEATE NO COCAINE unless I do it with your mom
I told him to not try to hang out with me ever again and now I regret it Bc im bleeding through my uterus and just want him to suck on my aching nipples
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