Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
Sex on a trampoline was so worth getting a mosquito bite on my penis
Just paid for that girls abortion on my dad's black card. I feel like P-Diddy.
She trust falled out of a window. It was like that scene from A Little Princess but with a lot more blood.
Teasing with taco bell is not funny. High or sober.
How soon is too soon to enter the slutty phase of this breakup?
Overall win. We all know who got to sleep on the concrete outside of Denny's with you.
Is it bad if one of my goals right now is to snort blow through a licorice?
Don't answer that. It is bad.
I'm pretty sure there a million tiny ninjas in my uterus poking me with sticks.
seriously, i never want to drink Robitussin again. her face was melting as i tried to convince her i wasnt high and i probably would have fucked ray. his parents thought i was a sweet charming lesbian.
This is why you are not allowed out in public.
Im pretty sure breakfast wine is a thing, and if it isn't, I just invented it
He lit my hand on fire and bought me chicken nuggets. I'm in love.
How drunk was I last night?
You tried to unlock a door with your dick. That drunk.
Not the explanation for the cock bruise that I was looking for.
And you tried to get me to have sex with you in our Harry potter closet lol
don't think less of me for this, but i'm pretty sure he did a line off my boob last night.
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