she is graduated, working for the school, and puking in the bathroom of a frat house. she wants brush her hair so she doesnt "look trashy". im in love.
Nobody is wearing shirts anymore. What is happening.
They're making scrambled eggs at 2 in the morning... with rum
I just found her phone in the quesadilla maker...
what do i owe you?
$237.46 to be exact.
if im having that much fun on the weekend i better start remembering it.
These bathrooms are miraculous. I'd love to have sex in here. Wow. I've peed 5 times.
I am not working on the very first day I can throw up alcohol that I legally bought and drank.
Just smoked a joint with the hottest patient. God I love night shifts.
I guess I look like the kind of girl who would buy edible, weed-infused lube.
Jungle juice turns everything into a pickup line. All I said was "do you play chess" and somehow I got laid.
The only people who really get me are strippers and mascots for sports teams.
He literally lured me in the house with his cat then we ended up fucking on the living room couch while the cat just sat there and watched
i just ran butt naked down the hall and someone highfived me. i love college.
when you shit yourself on the way to school its time to give up and go home
Oh yeah, nothing says welcome home like walking in on your parents having sex on your bed while the dog is watching, they told me to wait until they were done...
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