Best walk of shame ever. Not only did I not remember his name or the fact that we fucked, they all watched as I tried to get into 3 cars that werent mine
Oh and I threw up on myself...
I'd rather say I'm a whore then admit it's his child. Its that bad.
She just rubbed her face all over pool chalk. I feel like it's time to go
So i just got guilted into doing a tequila shot by a group of guys chanting "USA!" at me.
I don't care how stoned you are, I'm not driving to a different state for a burrito
Omg how many tall cans is too many tall cans for 1 pm
I do NOT want to date a man who has no interest in going to a kangaroo farm
Mom just told me I need to start having sex.
He's mad at me because I said I wouldn't date him if his dick was smaller. I fail to see the issue
What kind of friend would I be if I didn't make you hate things you once loved?
Why is there a waffle in the knife drawer?
The real question is why are there knives in the waffle drawer.
I think i got my first booty call. it was like she came to my house. sex. leave.
Congratulations. Welcome to the wonderful world of quick dirty secret sexy time.
thanks... i think. haha
I think part of my soul drowned in beer and/or jack daniels last night.
It seems I've entered my 21st birthday the same way I entered this world: naked, crying and smothered in someone else's bodily fluids...
I think my time would be better spent seducing the TA then trying to save this paper.
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