Everytime she would start slurring, she'd stop, hold up a finger, wait like 30 seconds, then try again. I love drunk people
I just had a 2 1/2 hr conversation about the pros and cons of taping your ballsack to your taint, which then led into the unveilling of lady gaga being a hermaphrodite.
Not me. I think "beastiality" sounds pretty classy.
It's hard to believe so much cum came out of such a small penis.
while being fingered today, I was told I have an abnormally deep g-spot. Now you know, I am a size queen because of SCIENCE.
they shut off the water. shaving my legs with soda. that desperate.
buying a tattoo gun on ebay just sounded like a good idea at the time idk man
I want your cock.
All we are is dust in the wiiiiiiinnnnnnnnnnd
But seriously. What possible excuse could I come up with to ditch my parents on Christmas to go fuck him?
Yeah he told me he wanted a serious relationship, but he's posting pictures of his dick on Kik.
Once you jizz in someones hat, you cant take it back.
Yea it's also hard to turn down a man asking you out with a chicken sandwich.
Oh my god, are you sexting me while watching the Democratic debate.
100%
Now I'll never know if it was me that got you worked up, or Bernie Sanders' social policies.
I forgot to lock the door last night. I woke up cuz a guy opened my bedroom door, asked me who I was and where he was. And there was another guy standing in the living room asking me if I knew what apartment "Travis" lives in.
Looks like the opera singer hook up is paying off. Ran into the MILF from 407 and she said “your lady friend sounded like a very lucky girl.”
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