North Korea, Best Korea!
Apparently I think casual Friday means I can show up unshaven in yesterday's clothes and reeking of booze.
I can't ever handle being "that girl" again. At least not until next semester.
beer for lunch on the first day back to school.... too soon?
Dude you spent the last hour of the night in the bathroom crying, asking someone why you will never be as smart as Mr.Feeney from boy meets world.
So after I was tied with a feather boa he left me there with KFC and cherry coke
She gave me head while using a laptop on my stomach to go online. I've never seen a better feat of multitasking.
I'm about to do the walk of shame in a christmas onesie. What would I do without christmas sweater party season?
Public service announcement: if you would like to continue receiving blow jobs, a 25% increase in fuck-giving will be expected immediately, and you're expected to give an actual flying fuck at least once a week. Brought to you by the ad council.
Want to come over and play therapist and then fuck all the emotion away?
I'm taking tokes in the bath tub, come if you want, I'm naked and you have to bring chicken nuggets or else you can't come in
Why is there broken glass in my purse?
You stole a snow globe. From your VP. Soooo...maybe don't put all your hopes on that promotion you were expecting
So apparently I’m into choking now
You think my vibrator will be okay in the dishwasher?
My professor just said irregardless, get me out of here
I guess he's ir-illiterate
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