Nope, Im Irish and pissed with some drunk mixed in...therefore punching things is the best solution to every problem.
THE most awkward situation I have EVER been in
Also, I just threw up a little in my mouth and had to act like everything was totally fine.
Is it possible to jerk off a nipple?
i just threw up repeatedly on the entire entire walk down A1A to the pizza place....then on the way back slipped and fell in it
may or may not have recieved head in the car before we came in.
First straight guy ever blown in a Prius. Congrats.
Its kinda awkward hearing him say the food taste like ass considering what he did last night.
Making jello shots drunk, i apologize ahead of time if they are too strong Can't taste anything.
It just hurt to pee because he was fingering for fucking gold in there.
she left with her roommate. or at least i think she did. but i also just thought i ate candy corn but i'm hal convinced it was candle wax.
I just did a Kegel and my back popped. My vagina is a gift to penises everywhere.
Worst decision of artistic career thus far: bringing a banana to eat on male model day.
I'm like a number 27.2 on a scale of 1-10 of how badly I want you right now.
Your lack of a response brings it down to a 25.4.
I know what you meant. If you want babies in time for your birthday, we gonna need either a time machine or a ski mask.
you flipped over the sheets and there was my bed. filled with ding dongs.
I barfed on the cat last night. Just wanted to share.
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