Who haven't you slept with?
No one comes to mind.
Do you like marathons because that's how long I plan on fucking you.
This is the kind of period I feel I should name out of respect to the fact I might have just gotten lucky this time.....
Ive given up on my natural charms. Im trying different accents till some girl wants to hook up with me.
You've got more to offer than just money. Come on. You have an awesome rack.
He ran five blocks just to watch me and my best friend make out. I think he's a keeper.
I'm about to play Thunderstruck by myself, that way I'll always get the long thunder part.
I just ate a can of beans for dinner so I can afford to go get a 5$ bottle of wine. I really did not think these choices would still be necessary at age 25.
Stop trying to get a gf and raw dog some forest beasts like sasquatch
He was just lying in his underwear like a present. I had to unwrap it.
Well you were already wet from trying to drink straight from the faucet, so I just put you in the bathtub with a pillow and called it a night
All I want to do is ice my pussy, but then my husband would probably infer that I was not at a business meeting last night.
He wants to buy me a wedding ring and pretend to be married to someone else when we fuck. It actually makes me wet thinking about it.
He listens to me complain and in return I send him naked pictures. It's a win win situation
What started out as a one night stand ended in him texting me the next day, saying he thought he was gay.
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